Wake me up for the ALCS

7 10 2009

joe_torre_sleepingWow so the Twins were scary for half an inning…Wake me up when its the ALCS…I kid I kid I wouldn’t want to jinx anything…but seriously this kicking the crap out of teams makes me tired.





THE QUEST FOR 27 STARTS NOW!!

7 10 2009

100_0483Congrats Minnesota you just won yourself a trip to the Bronx!  It starts today the Quest for that 27th title.  You know what they say the 27th championship is the toughest to win.  I mean will the Twins win a game…I mean I might have given them a shot had they not blown through their entire bullpen last night.  Anyway, welcome back meaningful baseball and just a suggestion flip A-Rods calendar to April just in case.  Go Yanks!!





Brett Favre may be winning but he’s still annoying

5 10 2009

seniorOk I’ll admit it while watching this game there were several moments where I thought to myself…wow this guy turns 40 next week and he can still dominate.  Watch him run and jump and throw sissy blocks around the knees..this is the Brett Favre we all know and love.  It’s fun watching the guy play.  Then the inevitable happened the 3 headed monster in the booth started the love fest.  I mean going to commercial you could almost here Jaws and Gruden picking which part of the anatomy of Favre they wanted during the break.  Its like listening to school girls talk about Brad Pitt or Brett Favre circa ‘92.  Look at him zing it, what a gun slinger, wait let me break out Packers practice film from ‘92 that for some creepy reason I still have.  God does it ever stop…he’s a good QB we get it..No one wants to hear it though every time he drops back.  Regardless this game was decided by the inability of the Packers O-Line to stop anything.  They have to be the worst unit in the league right.  Anyway I digress.  Just keep this in mind..its week 4 and Brett Favre looked pretty good for the Jets at this point last year too…16 weeks is a long time…brett-favre-jets





What a Weekend!

5 10 2009

NYGiantsGirlINfavgearWhat a weekend!  Penn State rebounded nicely, the G-Men are 4-0 and the Yankees are about to begin the formality that is the playoffs on their way to number 27.  I mean does it get any better than this?  Oh yeah it does…Dallas lost and that team that wears green and rents our stadium lost too….how does defeat smell Sanchez?  Kind of shitty huh!?  But I digress the G-Men are 18-3 in their last 21 road games, how ridiculous is that?  Just another dominating weekend in the world of Beers and Bleachers but it will be a better week.

Now some other funny stuff….Oh Chris Berman only one thing on your mind huh buddy…well we’re all aware of Breasts all the time

Redskins fans can I guess take some hope into next week because they barely hung on to beat the…..Bucs?

500x_skinsbagFinally this from Deadspin…Eli Manning owns Dallas and their visitors locker room and here is the proof…

manning_signatureBut wait there’s more….Rod Barajas is really all about pleasing the fans in Boston..even though he plays for Toronto, but hey she’s hot who wouldn’t…

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Statement Win Time!!

3 10 2009

normal_football_3063Ok maybe not a statement win but the Lions have to win this game.  After they absolutely shit the bed last weekend against Iowa losing to Illinois and Isiah John “Juice” Williams  would probably be one of the worst things to ever happen.  Here’s hoping the offensive line shows up and stops playing like this guy…

Oh Winston Justice you are hilarious!

Oh Winston Justice you are hilarious!